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Of course you should be afraid of the dark
Courtney, 16, she/her, gender fluid, pansexual. I will either do nothing but reblog things or will spam with personal posts and there's no in between. I have a new obsession weekly so I'm not even going to try to say what you can expect here

chrom-o-ween:

My favorite story is that one time Tolkien was with some writer friends and he was like “oh I’ve got a new story to show you guys” and one of them was like “as long as it’s not more fucking elves”

and it was

it was more fucking elves

signs secret abilities

  • aries: can write rlly cute poems
  • taurus: amazing at putting together ikea furniture 
  • gemini: best mac and cheese maker around
  • cancer: can decorate cakes really good
  • leo: photoshop expert
  • virgo: can memorize song lyrics in a flash
  • libra: great at finding four leaf clovers
  • scorpio: super good with makeup
  • sagittarius: can take really pretty photos
  • capricorn: expert tree climber
  • aquarius: awesome at giving speeches
  • pisces:  can beat any and every video game

queermarauders:

*looks at straight couple* so which one of you is the YA protagonist and which is the romantic subplot?

rootyrooster:

[x]

yangxiaolong-the-meddler:

ah you’re watching Attack on Titan? I love that show! The way they all just [clenches fist] never resolve any plot points whatsoever

nickortreat:

who wouldn’t want this

rainbow-femme:

I’m sick of magical worlds with no technology. I want fairy run coffee shops where you can get a latte with a shot of charisma, because you’ve got a big presentation you’re worried about, or witches working at Apple selling phones that automatically appear in your pocket if you accidentally leave it somewhere, or psychics running hair salons who always know how you want your hair to look, or aura reader therapists. I just really want normalized magic in modern society

higgzorz:

smalltittyanime:

higgzorz:

can you illegally download cummies

cummies… hacked

daddy’s in

khaleesiofhale:

deanckles:

I want a story about a gay girl disguising herself as a guy to get into an all boy school. When she meets her roommate, he happens to have a banging personality and a very pleasing face. The girl has a sexuality crisis because she starts to fall for the roommate but in reality, the roommate is actually another girl disguised as a guy so that she can attend the school

#the entire school is just gay girls dressed as guys in hopes of attending the school (via buttergin)

  • waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop cyring

cognitivedissonance:

azspot:

Matt Bors

And there it is.

kanyewestrainbowfactory:

I deserved this point.

That was a little embarrassing. x

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