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Of course you should be afraid of the dark
Courtney, 16. I will either do nothing but reblog things or will spam with personal posts and there's no in between. I have a new obsession weekly so I'm not even going to try to say what you can expect here

interswagnet:

tag me in posts!!!! (◕‿◕✿)

message me!!!! (◕‿◕✿)

interact with me!!!!! (◕‿◕✿)

friendship!!!!! (◕‿◕✿)

karemloo:

beyoncebeytwice:

this is the best birthday present ive ever gotten

emotionaldrakememe

haltdieklappeundkommher:

p-ahle:

This was written by a little 6 year old girl. I babysit her and her two sisters - Rebecca and Mia, and before they go to bed they all sit down and write little prayers to God.

This was the one that Hollie wrote last time, and it absolutely broke my heart. I mean, she’s six years old and she thinks she’s not beautiful. That’s not right. But she is beautiful, absolutely gorgeous. She’s got golden blonde hair, bright green eyes and a smile so beautiful that you melt a little inside when you see it.

When their mum got home, I showed her Hollie’s prayer, and she was devestated. She’s a nurse so she’s seen a lot of horrible things, but I have never seen her like that. And so I had to do something.

If you’re reading this, and if you have the slightest bit of a heart, please reblog this, so that I can prove to Hollie that she is beautiful, and that she is so special, and that God made her exactly the way she is because He knows that He made her perfect. Please give this beautiful little girl the confidence she deserves.

this made me cry. i don’t really care that i’m a strict 1d blog. everyone needs to reblog.

this picture broke my heart. everybody should have this at least once on their blog

I think this breaks the heart of everyone

deansdamnation:

astericksarestars:

specialagentartemis:

I feel like I have been waiting for this my entire life

I just fell out of my chair.

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syncopirate:

micthemicrophone:

THIS IS EVERYTHING I HAVE EVER WANTED AND MORE.

omg

tastefullyoffensive:

[bluechaircomics/via webtoons]

j-nobody:

moustacherlock:

dick-of-darkness:

dumbpointyanimeshades:

whys tumblr always so dead on sundays

no post on sundays

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#hangover

dyellas:

do you ever read people’s tags and get like damn why can’t I hang out with this majestic funny motherfucker

sallykie:

shadethenightfury:

brightnightsky2012:

I haven’t seen the movie yet but I can only assume he is rapping in this scene.

Maybe that’s why Toothless is awkwardly staring away in the background.

"No, I don’t know this human, why do you ask? Never met him before. What do you mean we’re wearing matching skull pattern things? That’s just a coincidence!"

picklespickleyama:

bronzebasilisk:

fan-troll:

lord-kitschener:

jimblespage:

jolys:

caterjunes:

spiffymuffin:

yunghau5:

3dboyfriends:

smashbrethren:

prostheticknowledge:

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

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ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

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it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

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i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

iampietromaximoff:

agentinconvenient:

captain-kimball:

iampietromaximoff:

Rooster Teeth AU where everything is the same except all the employees are replaced with Gus wearing various wigs

And gus isnt gus, he’s cardboard cutout gus

Someone make sure they see this and make a short

I think a recap would be funnier

Appreciation post: Miles Luna

shuckl:

primatis:

His name is Fry

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theamazingindi:

listen, i don’t know about you, but the only people I know who actually enjoy the smell of axe body spray are not women. it’s dudes. it’s all dudes. i have worn axe body spray and walked into a room and have been complimented by legions of dudes. axe body spray is an agent of the gay agenda to make men smell better for other men to unlock their latent homosexuality and there is no stopping them now, we’re in too deep and it’s far too late.

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