being the last person still laughing too much at a joke is a very big problem in my life
My dash did a thing
cute girls, smu (summon me up)
Blossom was all about the do-good, American Heroes.
Buttercup loved the edgy heroes with dark pasts and complex morals.
Bubbles knew Japanese well enough to read and understand comic books from Japan intended for her age group. That’s actually very impressive, but then again, this is the girl who can speak squirrel.
I think you mean “Bubbles was a fucking weeb”
Bubbles was a fucking weeb
If I ever like your sad post
It is support
I am not enjoying your tears
Marauders Appreciation Week [3/7] - One Marauders AU
Harry and Ginny, sensing a disturbance in the force, rethink the naming of their second child.
my senior quote was better than yours
Washoe was a chimp who was taught sign language.
One of Washoe’s caretakers was pregnant and missed work for many weeks after she miscarried. Roger Fouts recounts the following situation:
"People who should be there for her and aren’t are often given the cold shoulder—her way of informing them that she’s miffed at them. Washoe greeted Kat [the caretaker] in just this way when she finally returned to work with the chimps. Kat made her apologies to Washoe, then decided to tell her the truth, signing "MY BABY DIED." Washoe stared at her, then looked down. She finally peered into Kat’s eyes again and carefully signed "CRY", touching her cheek and drawing her finger down the path a tear would make on a human (Chimpanzees don’t shed tears). Kat later remarked that one sign told her more about Washoe and her mental capabilities than all her longer, grammatically perfect sentences." 
more about Washoe:
after the death of her children, researchers were determined to have Washoe raise a baby and brought in a ten month chimpanzee named Loulis. one of the caretakers went to Washoe’s enclosure and signed “i have a baby for you.” Washoe became incredibly excited, yelling and swaying from side to side, signing “baby” over and over again. then she signed “my baby.”
the caretaker came back with Loulis, and Washoe’s excitement disappeared entirely. she refused to pick Loulis up, instead signing “baby” apathetically; it was clear that the baby she thought she was getting was going to be Sequoyah. eventually Washoe did approach Loulis, and by the next day the two had bonded and from then on she was utterly devoted to him.
*information shamelessly paraphrased from When Elephants Weep by Jeffrey Masson.
Even more interestingly, after Washoe and Loulis bonded, she started teaching him American Sign Language the same way that human parents teach their children language. It only took Loulis eight days to learn his first sign from Washoe, and aside from the seven that his human handlers learned around him, he learned to speak in ASL just as fluently as Washoe and was able to communicate with humans in the same way she could.
now if y’all don’t think this is the tightest shit you can get outta my face
reblog for the commentary
Having trouble coming up with your own post-apocalyptic hero(ine)? Try out this generator! I tried to include options that would help with building both the character and their world. I’d love to check out what you make with this generator if you wanna tag it “characterdesigninspiration”!
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Crap I accidentally had this in the wrong blog’s drafts. Here’s the newest generator though!
Leather, spear, dreadlocks, red hair, gas mask, shaman, over pollution apocalypse, and 15 years. Sounds about right.
Hairstyle: Liberty Spikes
Hair Color: Blond
Role: Solo Fighter
Type of Apocalyse: Nuclear
Time Passed: 15 years
i found this poster in a local record store and i…
Shepherd in training camp time the 2nd world war
- Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
- Marry them and start a family
- Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
- Make them strudel with no icing
- They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
- Take all six packets for yourself
- Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster
You know what I want the next Disney Princess to be?
I feel this in my soul. And also in my strained vocal cords.
the weirdest shit about the whole “your fave is problematic” thing is that y’all hunt down minor details about the past of celebrities while also refusing to acknowledge how you acted like two years ago